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December 15th, 2008


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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15....[h]e says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
I may never be able to watch Airwolf again. Though admittedly that's no great loss.

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From:solipsistnation
Date:December 15th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
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Worse, he's a polygamist!

"As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger."
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From:trystero
Date:December 15th, 2008 06:58 pm (UTC)
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I feel as though there's a "car-pooling" joke here somewhere...
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From:ardaniel
Date:December 15th, 2008 07:00 pm (UTC)
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New meaning to the phrase "key party," etc.
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From:mindways
Date:December 16th, 2008 02:28 pm (UTC)
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Regardless of the multiple-vehicles thing, this is a sterling example of autoerotica.
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From:trystero
Date:December 16th, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
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Owwwwww.
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From:mizarchivist
Date:December 15th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
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I don't actually want an answer, as such, but HOW does he have sex with a car? I mean.... uh... Yeah. Don't answer, really.
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From:trystero
Date:December 15th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
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IHNJ, IJLS "exhausted."

:-)
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From:kazmat
Date:December 15th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
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Uh, apparently the content of the article was so vile that firefox decided to crash rather than display it.

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