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June 29th, 2005


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Awful joke of the day.
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From:chial
Date:June 29th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)

hmm

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if that made me laugh out loud, does that mean there's something wrong with me?
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From:trystero
Date:June 29th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)

Re: hmm

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(soothingly) No, no, of course not. (*shakes head from side to side in an exaggerated fashion*)  :-)
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From:kadnkadnk
Date:June 29th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)
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That's my FAVORITE JOKE EVAR.

:)

No, really. It's my favorite joke ever. ever. ever.

-k
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From:chial
Date:June 29th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)

ahem.

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Two fish are swimming down a stream when they hit a concrete wall.

One fish looks at the other and says, "Damn."
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From:greybar
Date:June 29th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC)

Re: ahem.

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So I was walking in the park, wondering why frisbees get larger as they move towards you

then it hit me.
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From:motomuffin
Date:June 29th, 2005 05:38 pm (UTC)
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Oh. Oh, that's a keeper.

/me files it away for future use...

(here's one in return:
Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
A: Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler!)
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From:trystero
Date:June 29th, 2005 05:43 pm (UTC)
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I usually hear that one as the second of two "calc detector" jokes. The first is:

Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
A. Mouse × elephant × sin(θ).
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From:xinie
Date:June 29th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
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I can't tell you how many times I used that joke when I was teaching chemistry.
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From:brainiac69
Date:June 29th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC)
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
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From:trystero
Date:June 29th, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC)
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That's a different kind of "awful", dear...
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From:chial
Date:June 29th, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)

i'm dumb.

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punchline please.
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From:xinie
Date:June 29th, 2005 11:43 pm (UTC)
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I believe it's, "You fuck her."
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From:trystero
Date:June 30th, 2005 02:26 am (UTC)
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It is indeed.

I take full responsibility, by the way, for this being brainiac69's favourite joke ever; it's entirely my fault. Well, mine and Steve Albini's and Brad Whitford's.
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From:brainiac69
Date:July 1st, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
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Xmas nailed the punchline...so to speak.

This joke also has the distinction of being one of the very few jokes I know, along with the alltime schoolyard classic:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
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From:booniesjen
Date:June 29th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC)
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Heehee, I liked it. It made me smile. :)
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From:sacredchao
Date:June 29th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
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Ow.
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From:twwombat
Date:June 30th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
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And my personal favorite, just-this-side-of-dirty joke:

Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1.69. Deer Nuts are under a buck.

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