...two counter-demonstrators – both wearing false toothbrush moustaches and no trousers – infiltrated the protesters and stood among them with signs reading "BRING BACK SLAVERY" and "EARTH IS FLAT".
The above is my new favouritest photo evar. *snork*
Also, from Monday's Times, in the "definitely N.M.K." department:
...I've been propositioned a lot. One man offered me £2,000 for a threesome, and when I explained that I worked for the Salvation Army, he said, "Great, will you do it with your uniform on?"
—Salvation Army Captain Estelle Blake