—Jack Dee, spring 2008
"No, it's not; they're dead. Been dead for ages."
—Paul Merton answers the question "Is this the land of Dickens and Shakespeare?", spring 2008
—Peter Serafinowicz suggests a completion for the headline 93-YEAR-OLD WITH __________ CAUSES £60,000 WORTH OF DAMAGE, spring 2008
"Knit eight; purl eight; extermin–"
—Tom Baker explains how to knit a Dalek doll, autumn 2008