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July 3rd, 2009

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10:32 am - QotD
"For those of you who have never seen one, the placenta is to the baby what Stephen Baldwin is to Alec Baldwin. It's what your liver would look like if it got into an accident on the autobahn with one of those aliens from Mars Attacks! and their bloody carcasses threw jellyfish at each other."
—Joel Stein, "Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner", TIME Magazine

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Date:July 3rd, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
"If I ever kill a man in my own home, I am totally calling the placenta lady. (See the top 10 scientific discoveries of 2008.)"

Gotta love those in-article ad placements!
Date:July 3rd, 2009 03:27 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I laughed at exactly the same thing.

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