February 27th, 2005

apocalypse now

(Note to self: if ever in Kentucky, do not mention zombies.)

A student at George Rogers Clark High School, in Winchester, Kentucky, has been suspended and charged with "terroristic threatening" because his "notes outlining possible acts of violence against students" were found.

And what, exactly, was it that he was threatening his fellow students with? Why, zombies, of course!

(The best part is the detective's quoted claim that "Anytime you... possess matter involving a school or function it's a felony in the state of Kentucky." Must be a lot of teachers and school administrators in the Kentucky prison system.)