Douglas Bailey (trystero) wrote,
Douglas Bailey

The poet tells us that “you can’t hurry love” and that “you’ll just have to wait”. I am perfectly willing to concede that “love” should appear on the list of Forms of Endeavour Which You Can’t Hurry (and, indeed, For Which You’ll Just Have To Wait), but I would have to say, based on personal experience, that it ought to rank on that list considerably below “peeing”.

Admittedly, it’s doubtful that anyone would have bought a single entitled “You Can’t Hurry Peeing”. But on the bright side, we might have been spared the Phil Collins cover version.
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