Douglas Bailey (trystero) wrote,
Douglas Bailey
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A suitably Valentine-themed news article: Barbie has broken up with Ken and taken up with an Australian surfer named Blaine. Pity she didn’t wait and dump Ken on The Day itself, though.

Despite the writer’s careful explanation that the newest model was “Cali (as in Californian) Girl Barbie”, I managed to misread the later reference as “Call Girl Barbie”, which momentarily put a different spin on that paragraph.
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