Douglas Bailey (trystero) wrote,
Douglas Bailey

[meme] Immediacy

Swiped from broken_gizmo.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.
    "'You know what?' he said, looking at the commode, speaking"
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Grumpy Old Men (British interview TV series, not unfunny US movie), December 2003.
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Last night: I went out to get dinner.
Before you came to this website, what did you look at?What are you wearing?
    Grey button-down shirt and trousers, white undershirt, dark green underwear, black socks (all cotton); black shoes, black belt (both leather); black watch (plastic on a fabric/velcro strap); earring, ring (both white gold); spectacles (glass, some sort of lightish metal).
Did you dream last night?
    Not that I'm aware of.
When did you last laugh?What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    Paint. Red paint, which I'd paint over if I could be bothered to move everything out of this room.
Seen anything weird lately?
    Yes: last night I saw a police-car driver use his turn signal correctly.
What do you think of this quiz?
    I think it's really a questionnaire, not a quiz. (Unless there are correct answers, in which case I'm sure I'm missing them.)
What is the last film you saw?
    Matchstick Men (which I enjoyed).
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    The rest of my mortgage.
Tell me something about you that I don't know.
    I like chips in brown gravy.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Eliminate organised religion. Or bring Stanley Kubrick back to life. Either or.
Do you like to dance?
    Only at concerts.
George Bush.
    Bill Clinton.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
    Whatever her adoptive parents want.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
    See previous answer.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
    I've been living abroad since I was 11.
Will you pass on this survey?
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