Best _Star Wars_ OT/SE comparison evar.
"This is the plaintiff, Neela. She claims her son Greedo was simply trying to make a living as a debt collector... when he was killed in cold blood by the defendant."
"This is the defendant, Han Solo. He says the plaintiff's son was a bounty hunter for Jabba the Hutt, who not only threatened his life, but shot at him first."
—"The Emperor's Court"