Douglas Bailey (trystero) wrote,
Douglas Bailey
trystero

Best _Star Wars_ OT/SE comparison evar.

"This is the plaintiff, Neela. She claims her son Greedo was simply trying to make a living as a debt collector... when he was killed in cold blood by the defendant."

"This is the defendant, Han Solo. He says the plaintiff's son was a bounty hunter for Jabba the Hutt, who not only threatened his life, but shot at him first."

—"The Emperor's Court"
Tags: film, humour
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