Douglas Bailey (trystero) wrote,
Douglas Bailey
trystero

Now *there's* a platform I could get behind...

[The Dungeons, Death and Taxes party] pledges to reintroduce hanging, "but only for minor offences such as writing graffiti and dropping litter". Murderers and those guilty of improper use of mobile text abbreviations will be disembowelled.
—BBC article on lesser-known British political parties
I also like the plans of the Church of Militant Elvis, from the same article.
Tags: humour, politics
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