June 29th, 2005
|01:13 pm - *facepalm*|
Awful joke of the day.
|Date:||June 29th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)|| |
if that made me laugh out loud, does that mean there's something wrong with me?
|Date:||June 29th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)|| |
(soothingly) No, no, of course not. (*shakes head from side to side in an exaggerated fashion*) :-)
That's my FAVORITE JOKE EVAR.
No, really. It's my favorite joke ever. ever. ever.
|Date:||June 29th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)|| |
Two fish are swimming down a stream when they hit a concrete wall.
One fish looks at the other and says, "Damn."
|Date:||June 29th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC)|| |
So I was walking in the park, wondering why frisbees get larger as they move towards you
then it hit me.
Oh. Oh, that's a keeper.
/me files it away for future use...
(here's one in return:
Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
A: Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler!)
I usually hear that one as the second of two "calc detector" jokes. The first is:
Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
A. Mouse × elephant × sin(θ).
|Date:||June 29th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)|| |
I can't tell you how many times I used that joke when I was teaching chemistry.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
That's a different kind of "awful", dear...
|Date:||June 29th, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)|| |
|Date:||June 29th, 2005 11:43 pm (UTC)|| |
I believe it's, "You fuck her."
Xmas nailed the punchline...so to speak.
This joke also has the distinction of being one of the very few jokes I know, along with the alltime schoolyard classic:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Heehee, I liked it. It made me smile. :)
And my personal favorite, just-this-side-of-dirty joke:
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1.69. Deer Nuts are under a buck.