June 29th, 2005
if that made me laugh out loud, does that mean there's something wrong with me?
(soothingly) No, no, of course not. (*shakes head from side to side in an exaggerated fashion*) :-)
That's my FAVORITE JOKE EVAR.
No, really. It's my favorite joke ever. ever. ever.
Two fish are swimming down a stream when they hit a concrete wall.
One fish looks at the other and says, "Damn."
So I was walking in the park, wondering why frisbees get larger as they move towards you
then it hit me.
Oh. Oh, that's a keeper.
/me files it away for future use...
(here's one in return:
Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
A: Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler!)
I usually hear that one as the second of two "calc detector" jokes. The first is:
Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant?
A. Mouse × elephant × sin(θ).
I can't tell you how many times I used that joke when I was teaching chemistry.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
That's a different kind of "awful", dear...
I believe it's, "You fuck her."
It is indeed.
I take full responsibility, by the way, for this being brainiac69's favourite joke ever; it's entirely my fault. Well, mine and Steve Albini's and Brad Whitford's.
Xmas nailed the punchline...so to speak.
This joke also has the distinction of being one of the very few jokes I know, along with the alltime schoolyard classic:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Heehee, I liked it. It made me smile. :)
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