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August 8th, 2005

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07:46 pm - Unconvincing spam subject-line of the day...
"Women dig cops. Become one."

(The ambiguity of that second sentence – am I supposed to become a cop or a woman? Or both? – just adds to the comic value, as far as I'm concerned.)

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Date:August 9th, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
Well, of course women only dig women cops. So, to answer your question... Both.

Or not.

But guys in uniform are tres sexy.
Date:August 9th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
If you *do& become a woman cop, that bulge in your pants won't be out of place at all.
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Date:August 9th, 2005 02:18 pm (UTC)
I'm giggling now.

Officer trystero, patrolling the streets in search of badness. He/She carries no gun but is always armed to the teeth with an arsenal of witty repartee and cutting sarcasm.

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Date:August 17th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
This lends a whole new meaning to the concept of a "TV cop".  :-)

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